Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Worlds first zombie proof house!

    In honor of the month of May (Zombie awareness month for you Apocalypse enthusiasts) I found something that I would truly enter a 30 year mortgage with; The worlds first zombie proof house!....
     

That’s right, Poland has officially found the answer for the recent May 21st Apocalypse theory and has constructed a house with:

Spacious interior and a beautiful yard....

...Swimming pool for those relaxing summers (Or winters)

And at the first sign of the undead......

Becomes an impervious, fortified anti-zombie fortress of awesome!!!!!

      Yes my friends, I think i'm in love; with a cube....However, if the zombies ever learn to drive a tank, you might be in deep shit, but i'm confident that zombies developing the cognitive functions required to operate a Panzer is still a few evolutionary years away from happening. No word on the price of this Fortress of Awesome, but the Century 21 sign in the lawn need only say 2 accurate words: "Worth It!"

     -Jeremy

20 comments:

  1. Never seeing the sun again..great movie concept...kinda

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  2. Looks kinda like a Gamecube now that I look at it more. lol

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  3. haha yeah. i'm diggin this blog too though. its like still shit worth talking about but without the time it takes to make a video, but we still get the "jeremy-isms". goodluck

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  4. sorry to be a buzz killer, but what about the food? does it come with a secret tunnel to the nearest walmart?

    :)

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  5. You've played Portal - being in love with a cube is not necessarily new.

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  6. Uh huh, I know what your thinking, did fire six shots only five? Well seeing this is a Baretta and can hold up to sixteen bullets, it doesn't really matter does it? BANG!

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  7. They better have a self-destruct button. No fortress is complete without a self-destruct button.

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  8. Jeremy, that gamecube reference, wow. i am kind of amazed at how far we have come technology wise. I mean now we have Kinect, Playstation Move, The Wii 2 coming out soon. What happened to 2D Platformers where the only object was to get from one side of the screen to the next and it was still fun. I mean dont get me wrong games like Super Mario 64, The Legend of Zelda, and even Portal 2 show how great games can be but im just saying we are moving really fast. I mean the release date of the Nintendo 64 was in 1996 and the release date for the Gamecube was in 2002 and then the Wii in 2006 now i know that six years have already past but still my point is cant we wait for something to be out dated before we the newest thing. Now I may be the only one who thinks like this but thats just me. Oh I really want the zombie proof house by the way.

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  9. "Looks kinda like a Gamecube now that I look at it more. lol"

    All it needs is a helipad that opens up like the disk cover.

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  10. Great post! As an interior designer and a movie reviewer I am so happy to have read this post. It made me chuckle!!

    Found you through Ourplot.

    Katy
    www.tiredofpreviews.com

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  11. Yeah, does look like some sort of gaming system. And I would totally pay money to see a zombie drive a tank! As long as they promise not to coming charging at me with it.

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  12. he will be save until he runs out of food.

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  13. Only the polish would come up with this..

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  14. It looks like an oversized garage.

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  15. Pfft, just throw some furniture in front of the door and your good to go!

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  16. I would buy it. It would be so awesome to have a house like that!

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  17. That's nice. I like how you did with that house. I also like the idea of the house being zombie proof.


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  18. One reason why I don't want to live there is because I don't want to see zombies. These houses should be built before the zombies come and I just don't want that to happen.

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  19. I heard that there are zombie ants. It might be possible for us to have a zombie invasion. We better be ready and build such a house.

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