Sunday, May 22, 2011

Still Alive!

      Well it's May 22nd and no rapture, apocalypse, flood, meteor strike, nuclear war, or zombie infestation has swept the land. Long story short, Harold Camping (The May 21st theorist) was full of shit....




     Yeah, like any of you are surprised? Exactly. I don't know about you, but I want to hear what this guy has to say. How do you play this off a second time (Camping predicted the rapture would come back in 1994) He'll either find some "missing" numerical code and said Apocalypse will be pushed back, Dec 21 2012 will regain its throne as the main Apocalypse theory in the great "desperate for the end territory war", or we'll find Camping laying in a field clutching a cup of half drinken Kool-aid. Reporters tried to get a statement yesterday but the curtains at his house were drawn, and no one was answering the door. But he got his money, so he's laughing his way to the bank while thinking up the next wave of bullshit to spoon feed the people who are desperate enough for his table scraps....I guess when you say it that way, he's kinda like the George Lucas of Apocalypse theories.

-Jeremy
                   From me to you in celebration of being....well....still alive.


19 comments:

  1. My guess is he only wanted the media attention and publicity... and hey, objective achieved!

    Better luck in 2012.

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  2. It doesn't scare me that these people keep making up this shit but it's the one's that believe it. They seem to need to know when it's all going to be over. I'm sure there's many people would be happy to give them their "rapture" if they had their home address. Do us all a favour.

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  3. apparently the 21st of may was just the beginning of judgement and the world is set to end on the 21st of october... big ball of fire or something along those lines... but as raptures go, this one has got off to a weak start

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  4. The worlds spoused to end on october 21st now
    And the only people who live are the people who believed may 21st

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  5. you guys need to watch this..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMGrwwHMv1I

    what else to do on rapture day.
    prank.

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  6. Best song ever to go with this day. I'm gonna have it stuck in my head all day now.

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  7. all aroud good old BS is always there to make our days. This guys are just Rick Rollin' us with this doom theories. Just enjoy your f%ing lifes and be gone with it. Love to everyone. JJ: you sir, make some GOOs shit. Keep it up!

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  8. Shit, that means I've got to go to work tomorrow >_<

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  9. Third time might be the charm... LOL!!

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  10. The only people that might be suffering a 'real' apocalypse right now are people in the middle east. Years and years of warfare many lives lost with no end in sight... Yeah, kinda.

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  11. It doesn't bother me that some nutjob is prophesying about the end of the world. What bothers me is the amount of idiots who give up their education, work, and livelihood to join this pointless campaign.

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  12. that song is so appropriate i think

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  13. eh, apocalypse theories just seem like a desperate grasp of attention. plus, its a topic to talk about. for the people who actually get scared and quit their jobs, they deserve to to miss out in the workforce because then i would have just called in f i thought the end was nigh.

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  14. Lucky for me, now I don't have to give away 20 million dollars... xD
    I'm awesome at betting!

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  15. Will i guess someones lost their show/job? Fool them once shame on you,fool them twice now you're through.To bad too he use to know his biblical stuff but O well.
    (bury in the hole and walk slack across plains)-Bugs bunny cartoon

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  16. Just as a fyi, Harold Camping announced that he was incorrect about the date and has pushed it back to October 21, 2011.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2zuGfYawPs

    He just won't give up. LOL.

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  17. "Camping predicted the rapture would come back in 1994" There's a poster outside a hospital in my town that says "Jesus is coming, prayer." Haha

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